Penguin+Jokes

=Penguin Jokes=
 * All of these jokes are pretty "cool"

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 * How do Penguins drink their cola?
 * On the rocks!
 * How does an indecisive penguin make a decision?
 * Flipper coin!


 * What's black and white and goes round and round?
 * A penguin in a revolving door!


 * Why don't you see Penguin's in Britain?
 * Because they are afraid of Wales!


 * What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
 * Starfish!


 * Why do Penguin's carry fish in their beaks?
 * Because they don't have any pockets!


 * What do Penguin's sing on a birthday?
 * Freeze a jolly good fellow!


 * What do mother Penguins say to their children before they go out in the dark?
 * Beak...careful out there!


 * What do Penguins have for lunch?
 * Iceburgers!